steaks of hamburg

For once, I'm glad I don't sleep much. I sure don't want a guy showin' up in my bed. Whoever this guy is, he sure is strange. Thankfully he isn't hurtin' anyone, just surprisin. No cases in at Med yet. Sneaking into people's beds and offerin' them a hamburger. What's this guy thinkin'?

I'm guessin' hamburgers're like Hamburg Steaks. Those're pretty good, yeah. Kinda silly for some royalty to be handing out Hamburgs, don'tcha think? Wonder what the guy looked like. [ he starts doodling ]. I think that's what i think this king would look like, especially a king of Hamburg steaks.

Wonder where he came from. Anyone know?


[ the name hamburger wasn't really coined until 1904, which is after poor rabbit's time. hamburg steak was the common name for it then. yes i did look it up, shush. ]