paper_rabbit | Rabbit doesn't get it

So 'side the critter under Jules's bed, I got this thing that comes with some sorta creature. So far this thing has only told me my size in kittens, how many sugar cubes can fit in a cup of coffee, and the number of blueberries in your average dozen of blueberry muffins. None of this really is useful and it keeps apologizin' over and over again.

What's the point of this thing? No matter how many times I try to ditch this thing, it keeps coming back.

[ insert a definite pause ]

There's somethin' growlin' in the med closet and I don't think it's the Kaninchen this time (though I did see them skitter across the bridge this morning)