paper_rabbit: (boom)
Gotta say, Sphere, that wind ya had goin' through Med today was pretty strong. Can't say I've ever had a wind strong enough to rip off shirts, but then again, this is the Fishbowl. Sure makes workin' really awkward, yeah....

I think I need more coffee 'fore this random wind blows it away too.
paper_rabbit: (...)
I dunno how many times I gotta tell this girl, fireflies are not a disease or any other ailment. Gotta be the biggest hypochondriac and somehow I always get stuck with her. Runnin' screamin' outta the office ain't exactly the most pleasant thing in the mornin'. I need more coffee.

Other than Hypochondriac, things are finally settlin' down. For once.

[ I'd guess Akuma count as living, sentient beings, but who knows about his past before the Order ]
paper_rabbit: (boom)
Gotta say, fishbowl.

All'a these extra pads're a bit excessive, yanno. I know I got a bad habit of endin' up on my face but this is a bit ridiculous.

[ he pauses. ]

"Caution: Rickety Bridge." Right. As if we didn't know.
paper_rabbit: (book)
Dear Sphere.

Yanno, gotta say those vines're gettin a li'l pesky. Ain't too appreciative of bein' hung upside down while tryin' to work. Even worse? Ya gotta stick 'em in the house. Would've lit 'em on fire if it wouldn't've taken down the house with it.

However, gotta say. Seein' familiar writin' sure is a great surprise.

-Bookman.
paper_rabbit: (boom)
Dear Fishbowl,

Tell your vines to keep their tendrils offa me. I can't work upside down, yanno.

So PUT ME DOWN!

[ there are many scribbles in this section that appear when Rabbit falls ungracefully on his face. He rolls over and sits up, attempting to remove the scribbles on the page. On failing, the writing continues below them. ]

Real funny, fishbowl.

No love,
Bookman
paper_rabbit: (flail)
[paint spatters over his attempt at drawing with today's entry :( ]
Dear Stupid Fishbowl,

Yanno that paint brush was pretty cool when I first got it, great for painting anything I wanted. Problem is? Won't come off. My hands are now blood red. So are my pants ('least on the sides). I scared the bajeezus outta my usual patient. She ran screaming from the office "Like OMG! He's like all bloody and stuff!" She sure is a strange one. It's just paint, yanno.

No love
Bookman
paper_rabbit: (...)
[ taken from DGM ch 33, pgs 7 - 8. I love this arc. ]
Mayor: [ shouting from a distance ] Victory is ours tonight!~ You're in great condition to go exterminate Krory!
Crowd: Fight! Fight!
Allen: Uh.... Why is everyone keeping such distance from me?
Mayor: [more shouting from a distance ] Nevermind that!
Rabbit: It's cuz they think you'll become a vampire cuz you were bit by Krory!
Allen: [static]
Rabbit: Oh don't worry about it, Allen!
Allen: What's with you guys! Let's go to the castle already!
Rabbit: What's that? All'a sudden you're eager t' get 'em!
Allen: Wasn't one of the villagers taken by him? Under these circumstances, we don't know if he's dead or not. If he's still alive, we can't abandon him.
Mayor: [ shouting from a distance ] Krory always takes his food back to the castle so he can take his time eating! It was that way with all 8 victims!
Rabbit: EEEEH?! Are we gonna get eaten.....?
Allen: Mayor, everyone. You guys wait here. We'll head to the castle
Mayor: [ still shouting from a distance ] Of course!!! We humans will die if we're in the middle of a battle between monsters! God speed!
Rabbit: We're monsters?
Allen: Suddenly I feel a little queasy about this.
paper_rabbit: (mock)
Stuck as this strange guy again. Luckily it's not interferin' with work and all. Speakin' of work, there's been a whole bunch of people comin' in, thinkin' this random singing and strange change in speech is a medical issue. Ain't so. Just another Sphere issue.

And could someone tell me why there's a rabbit with an eyepatch on the couch? Or where it came from?
paper_rabbit: (huh?)
Well gee, this sure is weird, yeah. Kid came in with a wound but there was no blood. He said he cut himself pretty bad but there still was no blood. Just bandaged him up blindly. Guess I got the right spot?

[ sorry, no art today. can't draw with a busted thumb or with a netbook for that matter. ]
paper_rabbit: (...)
Dear Sphere,

Yanno I gotta say this is one of the weirder costumes you've stuck me into. I can actually work in it though the weird spiky hair is a li'l over the top, yeah.

-Bookman

[ rabbit is stuck looking like billy idol with red hair and an eyepatch XD ]
paper_rabbit: (boom)
In a way, I'm glad to get outta that Wilderness and back up into my hole in the tree. Seen more splinters that week than I care to ever see again. And fish hooks stuck in places they shouldn't be. And burns from someone who got too close to the campfire to make s'mores (which are really good, yeah).

Things'll be back to normal once I get all these leaves outta the livin' room.

-Bookman
paper_rabbit: (boom)
Gotta say, this is a new one, Fishbowl. I'm covered in tattoos. Sure makes me look like some kinda scary medic, yanno. They're pretty interestin', at least. Some strange form of writin' I've never seen before. And wings. Weird. Really weird.

'least I haven't had any patients runnin' away, though the kid that stuck the toy car up his nose told me I'm scary.
paper_rabbit: (boom)
So this mornin', 'bout half a dozen kaninchen skittered out from under my bed followed by a giant dust monster.

There's prolly tons of dust pourin' outta my room right now. I couldn't quite shove the dust monster back under the bed. Figures, yeah?

Also. Dear Sphere,
Stop it with those annoyin' balls already, 'kay?
No love
Bookman
paper_rabbit: (flail)
So 'side the critter under Jules's bed, I got this thing that comes with some sorta creature. So far this thing has only told me my size in kittens, how many sugar cubes can fit in a cup of coffee, and the number of blueberries in your average dozen of blueberry muffins. None of this really is useful and it keeps apologizin' over and over again.

What's the point of this thing? No matter how many times I try to ditch this thing, it keeps coming back.

[ insert a definite pause ]

There's somethin' growlin' in the med closet and I don't think it's the Kaninchen this time (though I did see them skitter across the bridge this morning)
paper_rabbit: (flail)
So 'side the critter under Jules's bed, I got this thing that comes with some sorta creature. So far this thing has only told me my size in kittens, how many sugar cubes can fit in a cup of coffee, and the number of blueberries in your average dozen of blueberry muffins. None of this really is useful and it keeps apologizin' over and over again.

What's the point of this thing? No matter how many times I try to ditch this thing, it keeps coming back.

[ insert a definite pause ]

There's somethin' growlin' in the med closet and I don't think it's the Kaninchen this time (though I did see them skitter across the bridge this morning)
paper_rabbit: (mock)
Dear Sphere,

Yanno, that sense of humor ya got ain't funny, makin' Rabbit a rabbit. Ha ha. I get the pun. But did ya hafta go for the hair? Not bein' able to wear shoes is bad enough. And I keep hittin' these giant rabbit ears on the doorway. At least I managed to file the fingernails down far enough so I don't go 'round stabbin' my patients, yanno? Geez.

No love,
Bookman

[ooc: So Rabbit's been turned into a Viera! Yes, I know Viera are only chicks but whatevs. Don't ruin my fun. They're the closest I could find in making Rabbit a giant humanesque rabbit :D. So right now, Rabbit's running around in his usual black shirt, white pants, no boots, still pasty as ever (get a tan, Rabbit!), white hair (like the one on the left in the picture) and giant rabbit ears. :D ]
paper_rabbit: (as a matter of fact...)
Yanno, I thought an ice cream truck was somethin' that brought ya ice cream, yeah? Well that's 'least what I thought. Then again, I don't think we had trucks where I came from anyway. But that's not the point. I'd asked for somethin' that kinda looked like ice cream on a stick and got a chocolate banana on a stick instead. I could handle that, cuz it was chocolate (and there's somthin' 'bout food bein' on a stick that makes it taste good, yanno?). I went to try it but Tim got to it first. Hungry little thing, yeah. So I went to order another and got somethin' called a creamsicle. Pretty good stuff, yanno. Never thought of stickin' oranges with cream, but it's sure a great combination.

I wonder if there's coffee ice cream. Now that sounds good
paper_rabbit: (no eyepatch)
Yeah this has gotta be a strange outfit but at least it's not a dress. Nothin' like a lack of pants to make your day a li'l stranger, yeah?

Roomies, don't mind the yellow critter. That's Timcampi. He's generally nested in my hair but he scoots off sometimes, yeah. He's just searching for [scribbled out]

[ ooc: rabbit is now dick grayson, aka no-pants robin :D ]
paper_rabbit: (annoyed)
Yanno, Sphere.

Ya really like to make it hard for me to do my job, don'tcha? Cut it out, 'kay?

No love
Bookman.

So I was just doin' the regular business at work and alluva sudden, this plant springs up and starts gnawin' on my arm. I'm fully expectin' to lose my arm to this toothy plant but it's made outta rubber! Still is annoyin, yanno? So I lit it on fire. What else would a guy with fire magic do? Now I've got this melted mess and three more gnawin' plants. Geez. Can't a guy get a break? There's enough goin' on that I don't need rubber plants gnawin' on my arm. Who thinks up giant rubber plants with teeth anyway?

[ ping ping for the creepy plants at arystar's mansion. ]
paper_rabbit: (devious)
Kallis Kera,
vähemalt teete asjad huvitavad.
Raamatuharrastaja

تعجب چند زبان من می توانم بنویسید
آه نگاه! خطوط منحنی
آیا می توانم هر کسی را درک می نویسم؟


[ < estonian >Dear Sphere,
at least you make things interesting.
Bookman< /estonian >

< persian >wonder how many languages I can write.
Oh look! Curved lines!
Can anyone understand what I am writing? ]

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