The ink on the paper

So this mornin', 'bout half a dozen kaninchen skittered out from under my bed followed by a giant dust monster.

There's prolly tons of dust pourin' outta my room right now. I couldn't quite shove the dust monster back under the bed. Figures, yeah?

Also. Dear Sphere,
Stop it with those annoyin' balls already, 'kay?
No love
Bookman

So 'side the critter under Jules's bed, I got this thing that comes with some sorta creature. So far this thing has only told me my size in kittens, how many sugar cubes can fit in a cup of coffee, and the number of blueberries in your average dozen of blueberry muffins. None of this really is useful and it keeps apologizin' over and over again.

What's the point of this thing? No matter how many times I try to ditch this thing, it keeps coming back.

[ insert a definite pause ]

There's somethin' growlin' in the med closet and I don't think it's the Kaninchen this time (though I did see them skitter across the bridge this morning)

It really is just another day in the Sphere, yeah. And here I thought the Sphere wouldn't pull the same trick twice. 'least they've avoided the kissin' part. I can deal with patients randomly huggin' me again.

I'm gonna reiterate what Kaza-chan said last week. Ya go down to the Wilderness, wear sunscreen. I don't wanna deal with any more sunburns and rashes on your butt. Also when ya sit down, look out for crabs. They pinch, 'kay? They'll pinch anything they get their claws on. Anything. I don't wanna see anymore crabs in Med, 'kay? I'm runnin' outta room in the jar in the back.

On a better note, gotta try one of those pork buns Bridge had. They smelled really good.

Hey Jules! I finally saw some Kaninchen. Two of them were skipping through the Marketplace yesterday

[ he's not mentioning all of the shenanigans that shook down on monday in med tent. it involved monkeys. thx victory XD ]