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[paper_rabbit]

It really is just another day in the Sphere, yeah. And here I thought the Sphere wouldn't pull the same trick twice. 'least they've avoided the kissin' part. I can deal with patients randomly huggin' me again.

I'm gonna reiterate what Kaza-chan said last week. Ya go down to the Wilderness, wear sunscreen. I don't wanna deal with any more sunburns and rashes on your butt. Also when ya sit down, look out for crabs. They pinch, 'kay? They'll pinch anything they get their claws on. Anything. I don't wanna see anymore crabs in Med, 'kay? I'm runnin' outta room in the jar in the back.

On a better note, gotta try one of those pork buns Bridge had. They smelled really good.

Hey Jules! I finally saw some Kaninchen. Two of them were skipping through the Marketplace yesterday

[ he's not mentioning all of the shenanigans that shook down on monday in med tent. it involved monkeys. thx victory XD ]

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[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

You

crabs

[ And that's all he can write on account of laughing too hard. ]

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Laugh all ya want. I got a jar of vicious crabs on my desk.

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

You're... sure they brought them in from the Wilderness?

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

They look like crabs from the beach. Yanno with the pinchers and beady li'l eyes. They walk sideways too.

Only place there's a beach is the Wilderness, yeah?

His mind is going to bad places, Bizarro-Me :x

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but--

Oh god.

[esoteric_rose.livejournal.com]

Told you they were still out there!

(Added in after him reading the Eyepatch exchange. Much shakier handwriting.)

1897?

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Yeah they sure are. li'l critters're fast. I tried to catch 'em but they skittered off.

Yeah, that mean somethin' to ya?

handwriitng still shaky

[esoteric_rose.livejournal.com]

That year hasn't

Time travel

I

As in year...

You come from then?

that's impossi

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Somewhere 'round there. Either 1891 or 1897. Couldn't quite make out the last number.

Ya alright, Jules?

/brb trying not to die from laughter

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. Crabs are just bad for the entire Sphere population. In fact, you should be telling people to wear protection.

For the crabs.

and rabbit doesn't get any of it

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

From what I hear, it's a nudist beach. Can't really wear pants at one, yanno.

poor kid. to be fair the rate of STDs in the sphere must be low

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Right, cause if people were keeping their pants on, this wouldn't be a problem right?

true. no one seems to get laid here XD

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

And were careful where they sat. I think people've been accidentally sittin' on crab holes and the crabs get angry when they try to get outta their houses.

[jackofallcards.livejournal.com]

People come to medical with the most exciting predicaments.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

All the time. Keeps things interestin', yanno

[jackofallcards.livejournal.com]

It must. Though there's some kinds of interesting that just aren't worth the trouble.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

I think I'd drive myself nuts with a repetitive job, yeah.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

My roommate and our friend's teasing aside, I need to talk to you. ...Really soon if at all possible.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

I get the slang now. Geez.

Yeah, me too. How 'bout now?

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

Now works, I don't doubt you got to see my recent medical report so... [Carefully blacks out the words once they've been read.]

I have poppyseed bread and tea to offer for this chat.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Not yet. [ scribbled out. ]

I'll bring the coffee.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Kaninchen?

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

The li'l paper rabbits I drew with that magic pen. Apparently some of 'em survived after taking a nose dive off the walkway. Jules'n I named 'em Kaninchen

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Oooooh! You reminded me of an old friend too.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Did I? Do I know this friend?