Rabbit doesn't get it

[paper_rabbit]

So 'side the critter under Jules's bed, I got this thing that comes with some sorta creature. So far this thing has only told me my size in kittens, how many sugar cubes can fit in a cup of coffee, and the number of blueberries in your average dozen of blueberry muffins. None of this really is useful and it keeps apologizin' over and over again.

What's the point of this thing? No matter how many times I try to ditch this thing, it keeps coming back.

[ insert a definite pause ]

There's somethin' growlin' in the med closet and I don't think it's the Kaninchen this time (though I did see them skitter across the bridge this morning)

Comments

[esoteric_rose.livejournal.com]

They're still around!

[Happiness.]

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Yeah those li'l guys sure are survivors

[esoteric_rose.livejournal.com]

Maybe one day we can find where they live.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

I'd like to too! I wanna know where they've been hidin'

[hisbutler_bound]

You saw some Kaninchen?

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Yup, sure did. They skittered 'cross the balcony outside our house this mornin'. Did ya see them too?

[hisbutler_bound]

Hmm, I wonder if it would be possible to catch one now, just to get a good look at it. No, I'm afraid I missed that.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Well they are pretty fast and skitter away but you're pretty fast too. Maybe ya can catch one, yeah.

[hisbutler_bound]

Do you, think, they would be good for eating? Just a question.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Not unless ya eat paper and ink

[hisbutler_bound]

Paper and ink. Ah yes, you made them. That is right.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Yup, magic pen and journal.

[hisbutler_bound]

Then it's a challenge. I'll find where they are.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Lemme know where ya find them then, 'kay? Jules and I have been curious where they've been holed up.

[hisbutler_bound]

Do you think they eat paper carrots? Or something else of the sort?

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I'd guess they do

[hisbutler_bound]

Hmm. Then I shall have to start on a few. Tell me, won't you? Are they like normal rabbits or just speed induced?

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

I see them skippin' a lot but when they skitter away, they run pretty fast, but not like a normal rabbit. They run on their feet, so I'd say speed induced.

[hisbutler_bound]

[That's certainly an odd mental image]

How interesting. I wonder what you were thinking of when you drew them.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

I wanted an army of rabbits to fight the giant lizard monster. There was an army but they weren't really the fightin' kind.

[hisbutler_bound]

That shall make it easier then. Very well.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

I usually only see a few at a time but there's prolly more runnin' about somewhere.

[hisbutler_bound]

Soon they'll have to return to their brood. I will find them.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

They gotta have some place they've holed up. I'm pretty curious where it is.

[hisbutler_bound]

Oh, I'll find them, Rabbit. I'm quite sure of it. If that is what you wish.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

If ya got nothin' else pressin', sure.

PINGING BLACK AND WRONG JOURNAL YOU SAW NOTHING

[hisbutler_bound]

As you wish, Rabbit.

I SAW NOTHING :O

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Lemme know whatcha find, yeah?

>:| BETTER NOT HAVE

[hisbutler_bound]

But of course. I am finding it for you.

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

It's good at math, at least--so how much do you weigh in kittens?

And what's a Kaninchen?

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

30 kittens, apparently.

So I had this pen some time ago that brought drawin's to life and I accidentally drew this giant lizard monster (that's how I found out it came to life off the paper, yeah). And so I drew an army of rabbits. They didn't really fight the lizard monster. They just kinda skipped off and skittered away. Jules and I thought Kaninchen was a good name for them, yanno?

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

That's pretty respectable.

Oh wow, really? They sound so cute! How many were in your army?

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

26, but I'm not sure how many are around yet. I've seen small groups skitter about.

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to keep an eye out for the little guys.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I've been tryin' to track these li'l guys down to see where they've been holed up all this time. They sure survive anything, yeah.

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

You said you saw them going across the bridge, right? Maybe they like the crags and stuff at the edge of the islands.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Yup, saw them skitter across the bridge and outside our door too.

They might. I got no idea where magical paper rabbits would live.