paper_rabbit: (Default)
2012-12-30 07:01 pm

item and costume list

Rabbit gets a lot of items, often finding them in the scravenger yard or obtaining by trades or gifts.
list )

Rabbit's list of strange outfits (in order of appearance)
list )

Memories
list )

updated 15 Oct 2009
paper_rabbit: (Default)
2011-12-30 07:01 pm

item and costume list

Rabbit gets a lot of items, often finding them in the scravenger yard or obtaining by trades or gifts.
list )

Rabbit's list of strange outfits (in order of appearance)
list )

Memories
list )

updated 15 Oct 2009
paper_rabbit: (no eyepatch)
2011-10-26 10:26 am

(no subject)

Well since everyone else is doin' confessions, might as well do some of my own. Not much to say, though. Got no name, though people just called me Lavi or Bookman Jr. I'm a historian who doesn't forget anything I've seen, read, or experienced. (Sphere curse aside, 'course)

Think I died fightin' some ancient evil, so I'm stayin' here. No reason to return to nothingness, yeah?

[ yes, i know, late. whatevs. ]
paper_rabbit: (mock)
2011-08-23 10:30 pm

Rabbit vs Spandex

Dear idiot Sphere,

Gotta say, while the explosions last week were definitely annoyin', this outfit is rankin' up there on the annoyin' scale. Tight outfit, weird shoes, cape? Didn't we go through this before?

No love,
Bookman
paper_rabbit: (boom)
2011-08-01 04:16 pm

Rabbit vs fanservice wind

Gotta say, Sphere, that wind ya had goin' through Med today was pretty strong. Can't say I've ever had a wind strong enough to rip off shirts, but then again, this is the Fishbowl. Sure makes workin' really awkward, yeah....

I think I need more coffee 'fore this random wind blows it away too.
paper_rabbit: (...)
2011-07-08 12:08 pm

Rabbit vs the Hypochondriac

I dunno how many times I gotta tell this girl, fireflies are not a disease or any other ailment. Gotta be the biggest hypochondriac and somehow I always get stuck with her. Runnin' screamin' outta the office ain't exactly the most pleasant thing in the mornin'. I need more coffee.

Other than Hypochondriac, things are finally settlin' down. For once.

[ I'd guess Akuma count as living, sentient beings, but who knows about his past before the Order ]
paper_rabbit: (...)
2011-06-09 10:54 pm

Rabbit needs books

Dear Sphere,

What? No really. Giant sickly weak ants? Really?

Gotta say, really wasn't expectin' that. Ya really caught me by surprise and this time it didn't involve decimatin' my books. Haven't bothered rewritin' 'em yet. Not sure if I will. I just need more books, yanno?

This place really needs a library.

- Bookman.
paper_rabbit: (mock)
2011-05-24 11:21 pm

Rabbit still remembers

Dear fishbowl,

Your goal is clearly to make me go insane, right? Everyone else is forgettin' everything they didn't know in the first place and somehow, here I am, right here, rememberin' it all.

Lovely.

No love,
Bookman
paper_rabbit: (boom)
2011-05-16 04:20 pm

Rabbit is a safety hazard

Gotta say, fishbowl.

All'a these extra pads're a bit excessive, yanno. I know I got a bad habit of endin' up on my face but this is a bit ridiculous.

[ he pauses. ]

"Caution: Rickety Bridge." Right. As if we didn't know.
paper_rabbit: (srs)
2011-05-03 07:40 pm

The one thing which offends a Bookman....

Dear stupid sphere,

Painting over all my books is not funny, kay? Don't care if they're bunnies and happy faces. Ain't cool at all. Books shouldn't be defaced like that, yeah?

Now fix it.

No love,
Bookman
paper_rabbit: (...)
2011-04-13 10:03 pm

Rabbit doesn't sleep (yet)

Dear Sphere,

Havin' weird dreams ain't a medical issue. That includes my usual patient. She's gotta be a hypochondriac. Comes in, swearin' up 'n down that she's hallucinatin'. Nope, just weird dreams. Been hearin' that's been goin' on a lot lately. Heard a few but wouldn't mind hearin' 'bout a few more.

Don't sleep much so nothin' here. Prolly the coffee.

At least the rainbow sheep're gone.

-Bookman

[ ooc: sorry I've been kinda half here for the last month. I have a good excuse but I should be more present (hopefully). ]
paper_rabbit: (book)
2011-03-16 11:40 pm

Rabbit gets deja vu

Dear Sphere.

Yanno, gotta say those vines're gettin a li'l pesky. Ain't too appreciative of bein' hung upside down while tryin' to work. Even worse? Ya gotta stick 'em in the house. Would've lit 'em on fire if it wouldn't've taken down the house with it.

However, gotta say. Seein' familiar writin' sure is a great surprise.

-Bookman.
paper_rabbit: (boom)
2011-03-03 10:20 am

The Sphere loves Rabbit, but Rabbit does not love the Sphere

Dear Fishbowl,

Tell your vines to keep their tendrils offa me. I can't work upside down, yanno.

So PUT ME DOWN!

[ there are many scribbles in this section that appear when Rabbit falls ungracefully on his face. He rolls over and sits up, attempting to remove the scribbles on the page. On failing, the writing continues below them. ]

Real funny, fishbowl.

No love,
Bookman
paper_rabbit: (as a matter of fact...)
2011-02-20 11:37 am

rabbit treats the bumps

Since it seems like this is becomin' a common occurrence:

If ya got red itchy bumps, don't scratch 'em. Only makes it worse. Take an oatmeal bath. Works like magic.
paper_rabbit: (flail)
2011-02-15 09:56 am

Rabbit vs the paintbrush

[paint spatters over his attempt at drawing with today's entry :( ]
Dear Stupid Fishbowl,

Yanno that paint brush was pretty cool when I first got it, great for painting anything I wanted. Problem is? Won't come off. My hands are now blood red. So are my pants ('least on the sides). I scared the bajeezus outta my usual patient. She ran screaming from the office "Like OMG! He's like all bloody and stuff!" She sure is a strange one. It's just paint, yanno.

No love
Bookman
paper_rabbit: (...)
2011-01-30 12:56 am

[ radio to all ] a little vampiric (backdated because sam is late again)

[ taken from DGM ch 33, pgs 7 - 8. I love this arc. ]
Mayor: [ shouting from a distance ] Victory is ours tonight!~ You're in great condition to go exterminate Krory!
Crowd: Fight! Fight!
Allen: Uh.... Why is everyone keeping such distance from me?
Mayor: [more shouting from a distance ] Nevermind that!
Rabbit: It's cuz they think you'll become a vampire cuz you were bit by Krory!
Allen: [static]
Rabbit: Oh don't worry about it, Allen!
Allen: What's with you guys! Let's go to the castle already!
Rabbit: What's that? All'a sudden you're eager t' get 'em!
Allen: Wasn't one of the villagers taken by him? Under these circumstances, we don't know if he's dead or not. If he's still alive, we can't abandon him.
Mayor: [ shouting from a distance ] Krory always takes his food back to the castle so he can take his time eating! It was that way with all 8 victims!
Rabbit: EEEEH?! Are we gonna get eaten.....?
Allen: Mayor, everyone. You guys wait here. We'll head to the castle
Mayor: [ still shouting from a distance ] Of course!!! We humans will die if we're in the middle of a battle between monsters! God speed!
Rabbit: We're monsters?
Allen: Suddenly I feel a little queasy about this.