medical songs

Is it really necessary to narrate what I do at work?

♬ You pull the toy stuck up his nose not his bum ♬ - I'll call that "ballad of the toy stuck up some kid's nose"

♬ You wrap my arm right round, right round. Like a record baby, right round round round ♬ - Uh. "arm wrappin' song"?

The hell does that even mean, anyway? I was wrappin' up someone's arm and BAM there they were, singin' 'bout somethin' crazy.

Oh let's not forget: ♬ Oh hail, med bag of wonders! What wonders will you bring? ♬ Heard that one at least ten times today.

I need coffee.