not so smooth criminal

[paper_rabbit]

Next time I hear, "Rabbit, let's go down to that Wilderness! Hollywood is so awesome!" I'm kindly refusin', 'kay? I got a splittin' headache and these idiots took my med bag. [ here, have a few choice words in German. Though he can't identify the language, he finds it incredibly effective to swear in it. ]

Word of advice. Never drop paper in Hollywood. They manhandle ya and crack your head open on the pavement for it.

Lizard-chan. I'm gonna be late for work. Very late.

Comments

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

Well, if your Bossman's not any stricter than the Boy Scout Leader, I think you'll be in the clear.

Ain't those like fucking cops with big ass plastic shields and shit?

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Lizard-chan's a li'l crazy.

Yeah that's what they looked like. Fightin' against 'em ain't a good idea.

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

What kind of crazy?

Yeeeeah, not gonna lie. I wouldn't even try to.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Random bouts'a psychosis. Great medic, just a li'l too far off his rocker.

Yeah, I found that out the hard way.

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

Okay, so like eccentric-crazy.

I'd say now you know for next time, but since the Wilderness changes so frequently and all...

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

More like borderline insane.

Next time, I'm avoidin' any place called Hollywood or named after trees.