The ink on the paper

Seems that flowery prose is finally over. Crazy time that was. Thankfully I only got one case of someone with a blister on his hand. It just wouldn't be the Sphere if I didn't get a crazy med injury to treat, yeah?

Almost found myself one when this desk-like thing started attackin' me. It had teeth and snarled. Last I checked, desks weren't livin' creatures. Glad there was a mop in the office. Managed to flip the thing and a pencil came out. This has gotta be the best pencil I've ever had. Writes really nice. Doesn't make my hand cramp. Great!

On a side note, anyone happen to know where I could get some sorta staff?

[ yes, he's writing with the pencil that makes drawings come to life. ]