the rabbit and the panda

[paper_rabbit]

Dear Sphere,

Why an annoyin' li'l panda? Of all things to have follow me, it had to be that. Why couldn't it be those blue fish that stalked me months ago? Or cats? Or even puppies?

No love
Bookman.

I really don't get it. This panda just showed up this mornin', callin' me an idiot, then followed me around. Dumb thing won't go away or shut up. Nag nag nag. That's all it seems to do. Why does that feel so familiar? [ scratched out, but ya can squint at it if you wanna ]

Seems I'm not the only one either. I've seen a few critters followin' people around at Med today. So far I've counted 3 rabbits, 2 cats, 5 dogs, a mink, and a gerbil. ('least I think that was a gerbil. Coulda been a rat for all I know.)

Who else got some critter followin' 'em around?

[ animal familiar plot yay /o/. so couldn't resist. ]

Comments

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

That works for a bit, but they always come back!

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Stick 'em in a cage?

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, temporary housing doesn't seem to stalk those.

I'm going with the pillow case.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

You're stuck in temp? Why didn't ya say somethin'. Ya can bunk with me 'n Steel.

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

I dunno. It's just temporary and shit, so I didn't make a big deal of it. But anyway, thanks, man.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Come on up. Ya can meet Steel if ya haven't already.

I've been meanin' to ask ya, ya still have my hammer, yeah?

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

All right, here's the game plan. Hold the door open, and I'm gonna come running as fast as I fucking can, and as soon as I'm in, slam the door shut.

'Course. Told ya I was just holding onto it.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

That'll only work if they don't find the hole in the kitchen wall.....

Bring that with ya.

Thanks for that too.

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, let's hope they can't read then.

Got it.

Don't mention it.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Sure hope not.

[ he really appreciates your help but doesn't want bridge to see anything about what happened then :/ ]

Don't mind the cranky panda, either.