
I have obtained the most interestin' piece of technology. Such a marvel is this Etch-a-sketch. It etches and sketches about with just a twist of a knob! Such a sleek design, so small and red with contrastin' white knobs. It makes such a strange shiftin' sound whenever I shake the small piece of wonderous technology. I can draw, shake the creation, then draw once again without the need for paper or pen. It's most portable and efficient at killing boredom. Pity the creation is much too large to fit within my medical pouch I keep on my belt. However if i were to carry it within the issued medical bag, then it most definitely would fit. However that medical bag shan't leave my room lest I dare lose it.
This is most unusual. I find myself writin' more descriptive words than I ever thought possible. Perhaps this sorta verbose language would be incredibly useful for writin' down some history and descriptions for the Wilderness, when I'm not involved in bein' incarcerated against my will under such a frivolous accusation without a chance to explain myself.
Also, lest I forget. Bridge, we must go for coffee at some future date.
[ tl:dr? I have an etch-a-sketch and it's super awesome! I rite guud. and bridge. coffee. 'kay? ]